I don’t know why I even bother to post anything today due to the fact you are all at the movies, or waiting in line at the movies, or getting ready to go to the movies or in New York to see Spamalot a la Alyson and Kelly. However, I feel compelled to share with all two of you this shocking fact about Twilight: I do not have a ticket to see it today. Furthermore, I do not have concrete plans to see it any time in the future. I might even consider not seeing it until it comes out on DVD.
Blasphemy, you say? I say not, due to the rather largish flat screen TV that doubles as a faux fireplace in our living room. The screen is well over two feet tall which means whenever there’s a head shot of anyone, said anyone’s nostrils are about half a foot long. That’s about all the nostril I can take, people, even if Robert Pattison’s. Who am I kidding? Especially Robert Pattison’s.
Still, if I don’t join the rabid obsession and run out to the nearest movie theater in the next couple of months, I will have to wait eons for the movie to come out on DVD. What’s a girl to do? Answer: conduct a poll to ask what you all think of the movie a la Goodreads (you know, when you get those emails asking “Should I read Twilight?” from 11 year olds who were too young to read it back in the day and their dad’s who are just now noticing all the tumult), in light of which, I would ever so appreciate your voting in the far right sidebar.
Finally, this random, shocking fact. I changed the sheets on my bed. The Spouse was thrilled, especially since I put on the red and white paisley flannel ones. Since my bedspread is a delicious creamy white antique matelasse number, peeling back the covers to get in or out of bed feels like being coddled in the embrace of a red velvet cake with French icing. Yum!
Other random facts. Miss D reached and surpassed 100 library systems today. I wanted to be sure to mark that milestone since I missed my 100th post event (as well as my 200th post event) and figured there needed to be a 100 of something event in here somewhere.
Please, people, vote. I need to know if it worth the admission fee to see a movie where-in you already know, in minute detail, exactly what happens. Is it worth it?
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