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Y'all know I was just kidding yesterday, right? RIGHT! RIGHT!?!

I'm a good one for saying what everyone wants to say but is afraid to/has more sense than to/wouldn't dream of say/saying. But I was WRONG, so very very wrong, to say what I said as a dear sweet reader of my blog let me know. So, just so you all know, the rules are Thou Shalt Not Click On Ads Unless You Are Truly Interested In What They Are Selling. Period. (sorry for making some of you sinners)

So, have a great weekend! And just know that I was awoken today by a voice that said, "Good morning, Madam. The latest issue of Vogue features your exceptional beauty, charm, style and personal taste. It might be necessary to use the back entrance so as to avoid the hordes of admirers waiting at the front door." More on that later.

It's going to be a great year!

P.S. The neighbor's dog has been strangely silent since night before last when The Spouse went and rang the doorbell, peered through the windows and pounded on the back fence. I think a few thrown pebbles were also involved but that is not an official statement of any kind. What does it all mean? Weird.