Notes to Self: Gardening Report Card
Posted by Heidi in flowers, gardening, roses, the raising of . . .
Vincas: How smitten am I? You come in a variety of bright colors, you bloom through the heat and you never complain. Why have I hardened my heart against you for so long?
Alyssum (in the shade of the courtyard): you were supposed to get full and trail along the stone edging to soften it, not stick your bony arms up towards the light. Get a clue!
And your neighbor Lobelia: Fuggediboutit! You gave up the ghost, every one. What was it? Too much sun in the late afternoon? Too much shade the rest of the time? No, don’t tell me. I don’t want to hear it!
New Dawn climbing rose: I had high hopes for you. You have grown quite a bit, truth be told, but I was expecting roses on my rose bush sometime this summer, not an unreasonable expectation, wouldn’t you agree? You have six to eight months to give me what I want or you’re outta here!
First Prize rose bush: What can I say? The guilt is more than I can deal with. If only I had noticed the crack in your pot sooner, you might still be blooming with us. You were always the first, the last and the most abundant bloomer of all my roses . . . it will be hard getting used to the fact that after eight years, you are gone. To think of replacing you with another at this time is a thought simply past bearing.
Hollyhocks: I notice that you have these wonderful little seed pods adorning your stalk. Go forth and multiply!
Crape myrtle: What can I say? This is the first time since I brought you home from the nursery that you have bloomed for me. What has it been, six, seven years? I thought we might lose you two years ago when The Spouse forgot to water you that week I was out of town. That would have been sad but now you have shown me how you can rock and roll, I am happier than ever that you are still with us.
Pale Pink Hydrangea: for a whole year you languished in your pot. Then I planted you in the ground. Can you say Party Time? Wow, I’m glad I decided to give you another chance. I look forward to even better things from you in the spring.
Red Rose whose name I have forgotten: Can you ever forgive me? For years I ignored your need of enough soil to cover your odd-ball root-ball that was sticking up at a funny angle out of the dirt. I think I secretly hoped you would just give it up but you didn’t. You hung in there. Now, a few months after I caved and added dirt to your pot, you are blushing like a young maiden. Way to be!
Abraham Darby rose bush: I think I might have spoiled you. Every place I have lived has been graced with one of your kind. True, I kept you captive in a pot for five years, but it didn’t kill your friend First Prize (at least, not until the end . . .) The part that hurts the most is that I planted you in the ground, gave your roots a place to stretch out and be free. I should have had many, many roses to admire these past few months but things aren’t looking so hot in your corner of the yard. In fact, things are looking a bit too hot, what with all your leaves turned brown and falling off. Oh, don’t tell me! You weren’t hanging out too much with First Prize, were you? What about all that special food and disease prevention solution I gave you? Ungrateful child! What am I to do with you?
Plants that hide the posts of my new arch: I am amazed at how tall you have grown, how well you have stretched out and filled in that area! Well done thou good and faithful servants! Just stick with me through the winter and we can party hardy again in the spring.
Dear Mr. Austin, I am Writing This to You
Posted by Heidi in gardening, obsessive paranoia, ranting about rose bushes

Dear Mr. Austin (as in David Austin Roses),
This last spring I purchased a rose bush from you. (Well, not you personally, but from your cohorts who run your website.) I realize this bush was not grown under your label but it was offered for sale on your website and was shipped from your "store-house" so I expected the David Austin performance I know and have come to expect. I was particularly excited about this rose bush since your catalog claims that it will grow up to 18 feet long which was just right for the up-across-and-down-the-other-side of my brand new arch which The Spouse and I spent the better of a day painting back in March.
So far, we have not seen this kind of growth from our climbing rose bush. I would say we have only a mere four feet of greenery on this plant. In addition, I would say this is hardly sufficient, wouldn't you? Furthermore, though there has been plenty of opportunity and in spite of the fact that all of this bushs' friends and neighbors have bloomed copiously this summer, not one bud or bloom has shown its face on said climbing rose bush. Not one. All summer.
Now that summer is nearly at a close, I have to admit the possibility that this bush might not perform until next spring. Or summer. Or, possibly, the year after that. Meanwhile, this bush is taking up space in my garden (not to mention along my newly painted arch which took the better part of a day to paint--a day I'm not getting back if you get my meaning) without giving me the satisfaction of a single rose. I water it, feed it, the sun shines down on it, but this bush has given nothing back. I hope I am making myself clear.
Thank you for your time,
The Blogging Rose Lover
This is a little scene from my newest obsession, my flower bower in the "cloister" as I call the backyard. Because it's not. A backyard, that is. It's really just a little cement enclosure--which is why I call it the cloister. Anywho, I'm taking the day off from blogging. Meanwhile, I am working on my official author website, something a little more focused, specific and less silly than my blog-but there will be links to each in each. I hope to have it up by the middle of next week and hope you will all check it out. Meanwhile (more whiling away the meantime) my book is ready for pre-order at Amazon.com. You can click on the link underneath the picture of the book jacket should you wish to pre-pre-order. Thanks for listening!
Impatiens planted four weeks ago . .
I love flowers. I mean, truly, madly, deeply, love them. I love them so much, I actually assign them human emotions. Plants that are doing well are happy, as in “Oh, look at how happy the honeysuckle is today!” Ones that are doing very well are “ecstatic” and ones that have died are left far to long with the hope they, like errant children, will come back. As for bulbs, I don’t plant them, I bury them. I love having flowers in my yard, adore having them in my home, especially in my décor where they can be immortalized in fabrics and china (they are much more cooperative that way and you don’t have to add water). I love the idea of having cut flowers in the house but hate to ravage my plants. However, when the heat out here in the dry San Francisco East Bay gets to be in the upper 90’s (and up and up) the roses go from bud to full-blown blowzy in a matter of hours. That’s when it’s off with their heads and into the house so I can enjoy them in their captivity.
(I had intended this post to be about geraniums but the impatiens just barged right in and took over)
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