Things I Know To Be True And Hold Dear  

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Do not write blog posts whilst preparing dinner lest you turn on the wrong switch and melt your water kettle to the burner.

Do not toss a treat to your dog without looking lest it land on her back and she runs in frantic circles trying to retrieve it resulting in tripping over the dog, landing awkwardly and doing the splits.

Do not say “Sure, daughter dearest, you can shave your head and wear wigs from now on,” in a bone-headed attempt at reverse psychology lest she take you at your word. Pics to follow (maybe) (perhaps) (we'll see) (I'm thinking about it).

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2 wise, witty and wonderful comments

Ok you must put pictures because now I want to know if you were kidding or if it's the truth!

September 11, 2008 at 9:56 AM

It is true that she said she wanted to shave her head, more than once. It is true that I said she could in some bone-headed attempt at reverse psychology. It is true that she is haunting eBay looking for wigs. She has not yet shaved it but the subject won't die. If she does, I am pretty sure I will post pics. Oh, and I think I have her convinced not to shave it all or else her wig will have a hard time hanging on. :)

September 11, 2008 at 10:52 AM

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