Do not write blog posts whilst preparing dinner lest you turn on the wrong switch and melt your water kettle to the burner.
Do not toss a treat to your dog without looking lest it land on her back and she runs in frantic circles trying to retrieve it resulting in tripping over the dog, landing awkwardly and doing the splits.
Do not say “Sure, daughter dearest, you can shave your head and wear wigs from now on,” in a bone-headed attempt at reverse psychology lest she take you at your word. Pics to follow (maybe) (perhaps) (we'll see) (I'm thinking about it).
Do not toss a treat to your dog without looking lest it land on her back and she runs in frantic circles trying to retrieve it resulting in tripping over the dog, landing awkwardly and doing the splits.
Do not say “Sure, daughter dearest, you can shave your head and wear wigs from now on,” in a bone-headed attempt at reverse psychology lest she take you at your word. Pics to follow (maybe) (perhaps) (we'll see) (I'm thinking about it).
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