So, I prepared myself. I steeled myself. In fact, when I read the list, I was so darn sure I wasn’t on it, that I didn’t even see it! It took walking away from the computer (slowly, with my hands up) and falling-- savagely and with murderous intent--upon a bowl of semi-melted chocolate ice cream before I could actually discern my name on that there list.
What a head case, huh?
Life has taught me much, one of which is this: there is very little a bowl of semi-melted chocolate ice cream can’t mend. (Here's proof)