(warning: Not a real test---it's made up by me--in an attempt at humor--I'm poking fun at me and only me)
(choose all that apply)
A. You feel that your surroundings must be clean in order to be truly beautiful.
B. You rip pages of beautiful rooms out of magazines, pin them to the wall and call it a day.
A. You think scenting your laundry with a lavender infusion the best idea since sliced bread.
B. You feel you are doing a good job if you change/wash the sheets every couple of months.
A. You subscribe to the concept that restraint in your décor leads to a lovely, harmonious environment.
B. You keep hauling things into the house to the point your décor is virtually obstructed.
A. You feel that cords and wires are the antithesis of an aesthetically pleasing environment.
B. You would rather lay awake at night contemplating how to integrate the gaming remotes including the Guitar Hero guitar, Mario Kart steering wheels and Wii remotes with their dirt-black wrist straps, into your shabby chic pink and green decor rather than find them a permanent locale.
A. You feel that a lovely flower garden is “just this side of heaven”.
B. You are too lazy to clean up those piles of rose clippings mingled with half-empty six packs of annuals and weeks-old doggie doo.
A. You love that your dog matches your décor.
B. You generally can’t spot your dog amidst the general mayhem even though he/she smells like a sewer.
A. You regularly replace items that are old, worn and beyond-hope-dirty to give your home a fresh, clean and beautiful appearance.
B. You leave things “as is” and refer to them as “antiques” within the hearing of any company you manage to attract to your “quaint cottage”.
B. You leave things “as is” and refer to them as “antiques” within the hearing of any company you manage to attract to your “quaint cottage”.
Results:
If you answered A to most of these, you are calm, organized, artistic and are sure to have a pleasing home environment.
If you answered B to most of these, you are a cozy, down-to-earth and easy-going person but people aren’t likely to feel comfortable in your home.
If you answered yes to all A’s and B’s you are likely to be a person experiencing deep emotional pain, could have schizophrenic tendencies and should see your doctor immediately.
If you answered B to most of these, you are a cozy, down-to-earth and easy-going person but people aren’t likely to feel comfortable in your home.
If you answered yes to all A’s and B’s you are likely to be a person experiencing deep emotional pain, could have schizophrenic tendencies and should see your doctor immediately.
(The fact that I answered yes to all A's and B's is a total, random, freakin' coincidence.)
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